Running jokes

Jokes for Runners & Walkers | Running Humor: "A runner asks his wife: 'What do you love most about me? My tremendous athletic ability or my superior intellect?' 'What I love most about you,' responded the man's wife, 'is your enormous sense of humor.'
Deciding to take up jogging, the man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk: 'What is this little pocket thing here on the side for?' And the clerk: 'Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far.'"